The Self-Correcting Master Switch
Flip it on. We guarantee it has zero tolerance for state changes.
The Un-pressable Shy Button
Has severe commitment issues. Avoids touch & cursor at all costs.
Evaded: 0 times
The Eternal Progress Bar
Generates false hope at high velocity until reaching 99.9%.
Idle...
Manual Analog Clock
Time will literally stop existing unless you manually spin it.
Time: 12:00:00 AM
Solar Powered Flashlight
Eco-friendly technology that conserves light by casting total dark.
Warning: Requires 0 lumens to function.
Self-Healing Bubble Wrap
Pops with Web Audio sound synthesis and auto-repairs in 2s.
🎓 Official Useless Diploma Academy
Award yourself an ultra-prestigious degree recognizing your complete and total lack of achievement!
Diploma of Zero Achievement
This officially certifies that
has successfully squandered countless precious minutes of human existence and is hereby awarded the title of:
Conferred On
Prof. U. Seles
Head of Inaction